So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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