normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wish you could order shots online.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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