You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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