She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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