In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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