Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
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