That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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