i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
pray to the hookup gods
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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