I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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