I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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