mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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