it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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