its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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