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just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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