uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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