why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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