This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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