I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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