his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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