This girl is more easily done than said...
I just cut my nipple shaving
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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