your parents love me but you hate me
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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