What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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