We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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