every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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