Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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