Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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