I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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