It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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