I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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