My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
i out mim tonsoeep
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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