i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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