her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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