Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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