Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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