Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
So vagazzling was a success
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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