yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
