Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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