You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i think i have two assholes
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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