Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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