are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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