I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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