Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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