You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Randomize
