She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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