Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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