I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
My vagina is officially offended.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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