I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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