No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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