I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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