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She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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