Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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