Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
