I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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