Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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