Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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