She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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