He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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