i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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