hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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